Jan 27, 2012

sh*t brooklyn moms say

something i wrote and produced based on the silly sh*t i hear.

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Public storage facility: guy moves in hundreds of skateboards & helmets, girl with glasses tussles sadly with giant box. Poetic or pathetic? # 7 hours ago
i've never hashtagged before but for the love of god, #GiveUsOurPants Back MTV! # 2012/05/15
Major buzz at new Starbucks on montague, one block from the old Starbucks. I foresee missed connections: Oh, you meant the new Starbucks! # 2012/05/12
Caffeine is most definitely a drug and I have no intention of ever trying to quit using it again. # 2012/05/09
It occurred to me I should change my status to something less dramatic and more cliche (but true of course) so: um, yeah, seize the day. # 2012/05/04
ugh fucking cancer # 2012/05/04
RT @lenadunham: Cab driver tells me I have great energy and I am all "thank you sir that is SO great to hear!" Cut to: I have a new spir ... # 2012/05/01
if you haven't done it in a while (or ever), i urge you to lob a pillow or two at a toddler. # 2012/04/30
Listening to the black Keyes I realize I really need to work on my air guitar skills. Not even sure which hand does which. # 2012/04/17
i will say this: five year old girls do an astounding amount of talking and coloring. # 2012/04/13