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Today in Real Housewife Profiles: Cindy Barshop

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger* According the Bravo website, Cindy Barshop has “revolutionized hair removal with nationwide cult favorite Completely Bare spas and beauty products.” This must be that revolution everyone keeps talking about in the Middle East! Besides the fact that Cindy is a single (divorced?) mom with twin girls, and at [...]

Today in Real Housewife Profiles: Sonja Morgan

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger* I feel like Sonja and I are just getting to know each other, but so far, I likey. She’s someone you’d be psyched to sit next to at a dinner party, and by the end of the night she would be tweezing your eyebrows. She’s confident on camera [...]

Today in Real Housewife Profiles: Kelly Killoren Bensimon

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger* I ask myself questions when I watch Kelly flit and flounce through New York City. Questions like: how does she make it through the day? How many hours does she lie in the sun versus have self-tanner applied by small Vietnamese hands? Also, what combination of drugs is [...]

Today in Real Housewife Profiles: Alex McCord

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger* When the show started, Alex McCord was a stiff but striking woman married to a poufy peacock named Simon Van Kampen, an Australian with an improbable name and possible fake accent. Simon “Managed a Boutique Hotel in Midtown,” and Alex “Used to Model.” And like many Brooklyn parents [...]

Today in Real Housewife Profiles: LuAnn de Lesseps

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger* As one of the Original Housewives, LuAnn de Lesseps got up in the mix right away in season one by announcing she should be referred to as “Countess.” Seems she’s married to this French guy Alexandre de Lesseps who is a Count (duh) and a descendent of the [...]

Today in Real Housewife Profiles: Ramona Singer

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger* Ramona is an amazing mammal. The first thing most people comment on are her eyes and how they bug out of her head, but I feel it isn’t right to criticize women’s appearances. Let’s just say she talks with her eyes the way some people talk with their [...]

Today in Real Housewife Profiles: Jill Zarin

By Sheer Elegance, GTOG Special Guest Blogger I’ve been given the challenge of bringing GTOG Nation up to speed on my favorite sport: The Real Housewives of NYC.  Season four begins next Thursday, April 7, and I’ll be here every day until then to make sure you have your bearings on the big day.  Have you [...]